Puns

Polar Bear has a habit of making Puns (ダジャレ, Dajare^?), much to his amusement.

List of Puns

Episode 1

• Okawari (おかわり, Okawari^?, "Seconds")
  • Himawari (ヒマワリ, Himawari^?, "Sunflowers")
  • Higawari (日替わり, Himawari^?, "Daily Special")
  • Makiwari巻き割り (Makiwari, "Log-splitting"^?)
  • Suika wari (スイカ割り, Suika wari^?, "Watermelon-splitting")
• Cafe Mocha (カフェモカ, Kafe Moka^?)
  • Kagemusha (影武者, Kagemusha^?, "Doppelganger")
• Omori (大盛り, Oomori^?, "Large serving")
  • Yamori (ヤモリ, Yamori^?, "Gecko")
  • Komori (子守, Komori^?, "Babysitting")
  • Harmori (ハモり, Hamori^?, "Harmonizing")

Episode 2

• Chodai (ちょうだい, Choudai^?, "Give me")
  • Chabudai (ちゃぶ台, Chabudai^?, "Low dining table")
  • Shukudai (宿題, Shukudai^?, "Homework")
  • Kyodai (兄弟, Kyoudai^?, "Brothers")
• Dance (ダンス, Dansu^?)
  • Hula Dance (フラダンス, Fura Dansu^?)
  • Belly Dance (ベリーダンス, Berii Dansu^?)
  • Hara Dance (腹ダンス Hara Dansu, "Stomach Dance"^?)

Episode 4

• Smapho (スマフォ, Sumafo^?, short for "Smartphone")
  • Sumaki (簀巻き, Sumaki^?, "Wrapping someone in a bamboo mat")
  • Chimaki粽 (Chimaki, "Rice dumplings wrapped in bamboo leaves"^?)
  • Hachimaki (鉢巻き, Hachimaki^?, "Headband")
  • Hamaki (葉巻, Hamaki^?, "Cigar")
  • Hamachi (ハマチ, Hamachi^?, "Yellowtail")
  • Kimchi (キムチ, Kimuchi^?)
• Juretsu chusha (縦列駐車, Juuretsu chuusha^?, "Parallel parking")
  • Juretsu chusha (十列駐車, Juuretsu chuusha^?, "Ten cars in a row")
  • Juretsu chusha (十列注射, Juuretsu chuusha^?, "Ten injections in a row")
  • {{Nihongo|Juretsu Katyushas|十列カチューシャ|Juuretsu Kachuusha, "Ten hairbands in a row")
  • Juretsu Chu (十列チュー, Juretsu chuu^?, "Ten kisses in a row")
  • Warashibe Choja (わらしべ長者, Warashibe chouja^?, "Straw Millionaire")
• Oyatsu (おやつ, Oyatsu^?, "Snacks")
  • Kotatsu (こたつ, Kotatsu^?, "Heated table")
  • Kyatatsu (脚立, Kyatatsu^?, "Step ladder")
  • Cabbage (キャベツ, Kyabetsu^?)
• Bagel (ベーグル, Beeguru^?)
  • Eagle (イーグル, Iiguru^?)
  • Saber (サーベル, Saaberu^?)
  • Yodel (ヨーデル, Yooderu^?)
• Punc (パンク, Panku^?)
  • Dunk (ダンク, Danku^?)
  • Ink (インク, Inku^?)
  • Pink (ピンク, Pinku^?)
  • Skunk (スカンク, Sukanku^?)

Episode 5

• Date (デート, Deeto^?)
  • Tent (テント, Tentto^?)
  • Bento (弁当, Bentou^?, "Boxed lunch")
  • Dento (電灯, Dentou^?, "Electric light")
  • Kendo (剣道, Kendou^?)
• Itomeru (いとめる, Itomeru^?, "Making them yours")
  • Shitomeru (仕留める, Shitomeru^?, "Finishing them")

Episode 6

• Diet (ダイエット, Daietto^?)
  • Internet (インターネット, Intaanetto^?)
  • Inuit (イヌイット, Inuitto^?)
  • Quartet (カルテット, Karutetto^?)
• Marunomi (丸飲み, Marunomi^?, "Swallow whole")
  • Yashi no Mi (ヤシの実, Yashi no mi^?, "Coconut")
• Barbecue (バーベキュー, Baabekyuu^?)
  • Morokyu (もろきゅう, Morokyuu^?, "Miso cucumbers")
• Ikezukuri (生け作り, Ikerzukuri^?, "Preparation of sashimi")
  • Wakazukuri (若作り, Wakazukuri^?, "Trying to look younger")

Episode 7

• Moteki (モテキ, Moteki^?, "Popularity period")
  • Kiteki (汽笛, Kiteki^?, "Steam whistle")
  • Shateki (射的, Shateki^?, "Target practice")
  • Kiseki (奇跡, Kiseki^?, "Miracle")
• Omedetou (おめでとう, Omedetou^?, "Congratulations")
  • Konpeitou (金平糖, Konpeitou^?, "Small candy")
  • Eiffel Tou (エッフェル塔, Efferu tou^?, "Eiffel Tower")
  • Aikido (合気道, Aikidou^?)

Episode 8

• Ikisatsu (経緯, Ikisatsu^?, "How it started")
  • Rikusaku (力作, Rikusaku^?, "Artistic masterpiece")
  • Insatsu (印刷, Insatsu^?, "Printing")
  • Keisatsu (警察, Keisatsu^?, "Police")
  • Kaisatsu (改札, Kaisatsu^?, "Ticket punching")
  • Aisatsu (あいさつ, Aisatsu^?, "Greeting")

Episode 9

• Kokuhaku (告白, Kokuhaku^?, "Confession")
  • Gokuaku (極悪, Gokuaku^?, "Heinous")

Episode 10

• Shitsuren (失恋, Shitsuren^?, "Broken heart")
  • Shichirin (七厘, Shichirin^?, "Portable charcoal stove")
  • Ichirinsha (一輪車, Ichirinsha^?, "Unicycle")
  • Sanrinsha (三輪車, Sanrinsha^?, "Tricycle")

Episode 11

• Sauna (サウナ, Sauna^?)
  • Sakana (魚, Sakana^?, "Fish")
  • Antenna (アンテナ, Antena^?)
  • Tejina (手品, Tejina^?, "Sleight of hand")

Episode 12

• Himatsubushi (暇つぶし, Himatsubushi^?, "Passing time")
  • Hitsumabushi (ひつまぶし, Hitsumabushi^?, "Eel fillets")
  • Katsuo bushi (鰹節, Katsuo bushi^?, "Dried bonito")
  • Tanko Bushi (炭坑節, Tanko bushi^?)

Episode 13

• Tanabata (七夕, Tanabata^?)
  • Tanabota (棚ぼた, Tanabota^?, "Windfall")
  • Idobata (井戸端, Idobata^?, "Idle gossip")
  • Hanabatake (花畑, Hanabatake^?, "Flower field")

Episode 16

• Master (マスター, Masutaa^?)
  • Sister (シスター, Sisutaa^?)
  • Easter (イースター, Iisutaa^?)
  • Poster (ポスター, Posutaa^?)
  • Duster (ダスター, Dasutaa^?)
• Cooler (クーラー, Kuuraa^?)
  • Curler (カーラー, Kaaraa^?)
  • Sailor (セーラー, Seeraa^?, "Sailor-style uniform")
  • Dealer (ディーラー, Diiraa^?)
  • Trailer (トレイラー, Toreiraa^?)
  • Hustler (ハスラー, Hasuraa^?)
  • Wrestler (レスラー, Resuraa^?)
  • Broiler (ブロイラー, Buroiraa^?)

Episode 17

• Camp (キャンプ, Kyanpu^?)
  • Champ (チャンプ, Chanpu^?)
  • Slump (スランプ, Suranpu^?)
  • Bagpipe (バグパイプ, Bagupaipu^?)
  • Goya Champloo (ゴーヤチャンプル, Gooya Chanpuru^?)
• Maki (薪, Maki^?, "Firewood")
  • Masu (マス, Masu^?, "Trout")

Episode 18

• Teiban (定番, Teiban^?, "Standard")
  • Kokuban (黒板, Kokuban^?, "Blackboard")
  • Shokupan (食パン, Shokupan^?, "Bread")
  • Kaipan (海パン, Kaipan^?, "Swim shorts")
  • Kaidan (階段, Kaidan^?, "Stairs")
  • Kaidan (怪談, Kaidan^?, "Ghost stories")

Episode 19

• Baisen (バイセン, Baisen^?)
  • Kaisen (海鮮, Kaisen^?, "Seafood")
  • Taisen (対戦, Taisen^?, "Match")
  • Ga-cen (ゲーセン, Geesen^?, short for "Game Center")

Episode 20

• Sokutou (速答, Sokutou^?, "Fast reply")
  • Bokutou (木刀, Bokutou^?, "Wooden sword")
  • Kakutou (格闘, Kakutou^?, "Fighting")
  • Shokudou (食堂, Shokudou^?, "Cafeteria")
  • Kyuutou (給湯, Kyuutou^?, "Hot water supply")
  • Kyuuyou (休養, Kyuuyou^?, "Relaxation")

Episode 23

• Seiuchi (セイウチ, Seiuchi^?, "Walrus")
  • Seto Uchi (瀬戸内, Seto uchi^?, "Seto region")
  • Ki no Uchi (木の家, Ki no uchi^?, "Log Cabin")
  • Fuiuchi (不意打ち, Fuiuchi^?, "Suprise attack")
  • Aiuchi (相打ち, Aiuichi^?, "Striking simultaneously")
  • Shiuchi (仕打ち, Shiuchi^?, "Behavior")
  • Couch (カウチ, Kauchi^?)

Episode 25

• Koten (個展, Koten^?, "Exhibit")
  • Jiten (辞典, Jiten^?, "Dictionary")
  • Hanten (半纏, Hanten^?, "Traditional short coat")
  • Zenten (前転, "Forward somersault"^?)
• Ouja (王者, Ouja^?, "King")
  • Ojiya (おじや, Ojiya^?, "Porridge")
  • Jinja (神社, Jinja^?, "Temple")
  • Kenja (賢者, Kenja^?, "Sage")
  • Ninja (忍者, Ninja^?)
  • Okumanchouja (億万長者, Okumanchouja^?, "Billionaire")
• Stew (シチュー, Shichuu^?)
  • Uchuu (宇宙, Uchuu^?, "Space")
  • Chichuu (地中, Chichuu^?, "Underground")
  • Konchuu (昆虫, Konchuu^?, "Insect")
  • Denchuu (電柱, Denchuu^?, "Telephone Pole")

Episode 27

• Shoutaijou (招待状, Shoutaijou^?, "Invitation")
• Nagoya jou (名古屋城, Nagoya jou^?, "Nagoya Castle")
• Uketsukejou (受付嬢, Uketsukejou^?, "Receptionist")
• Nengajou (年賀状, Nengajou^?, "New Year's card")

Episode 29

• Flipper (フリッパー, Furippaa^?)
  • Slipper (スリッパー, Surippaa^?)
  • Kappa (河童, Kappa^?)
  • Rapper (ラッパー, Rappaa^?)

Episode 43

• Shirokuma (シロクマ, Shirokuma^?, "Polar Bear")
  • Shirogoma (白胡麻, Shirogoma^?, "White sesame")
  • Shima shima (縞々, Shima shima^?, "Stripes")
  • Hitozuma (人妻, Hitozuma^?, "Someone's wife")
• Uttoushii (鬱陶しい, Uttoushii^?, "Annoying")
  • Otoushi (お投資, Otoushi^?, "Appetizer")
  • Shishiodoshi (獅子威し, Shishiodoshi^?, "Bamboo rocker")
• Neoki (寝起き, Neoki^?, "Waking up")
  • Shiokinin (仕置き人, Shiokinn^?, "Executioner")
  • Nanakorobi yaoki (七転び八起き, Nanakorobi yaoki^?, "Falling seven times, standing eight")
• Tadaima (ただいま, Tadaima^?, "I'm back")
  • Taro imo (タロイモ, Taro imo^?, "Taro potatoes")
  • Kuro Caiman (クロカイマン, Kuro Kaiman^?, "Black Caiman")
    • Polar Bear suggested "Climber" (クライマー, Kuraimaa^?)
  • Complainer (クレイマー, Kureimaa^?)
  • Color timer (カラータイマー, Karaa taimaa^?)
• Kyuukei (休憩, Kyuukei^?, "Break")
  • Kyokugei (曲芸, Kyokugei^?, "Acrobatics")
  • Keukenhof Kouen (キュケンホフ公園, Kyukenhofu Kouen^?, "Keukenhof Park")
  • Mukikyuukei (無期求刑, Mukikyuukei^?, "Life sentence")
• Kangaeru (考える, Kangaeru^?, "Think")
  • Kangaroo (カンガルー, Kangaruu^?)
  • Danboar (ダンボール, Danbooru^?, "Cardboard box")
  • Man hole (マンホール, Man hooru^?)
  • Gateball (ゲートボール, Geeto booru^?)
• Kousan (こうさん, Kousan^?, "Give up")
  • Bou-san (坊さん, Bou-san^?, "Monk")
  • Ryousan (量産, Ryousan^?, "Mass production")
  • Tou-san (父さん, Tou-san^?, "Dad")
  • Zou-san (ぞうさん, Zou-san^?, "Elephant")
  • San san nana byoushi (三三七表紙, San san nana byoushi^?, "3+3+7 time signature")
• Gouin (強引, Gouin^?, "Forced")
  • Byouin (病院, Byouin^?, "Hospital")
  • Drive-in (ドライブイン, Doraibu in^?)
  • Throw-in (スローイン, Suroo in^?)
  • Flooring (フローリング, Furooringu^?)
  • Kurounin (苦労人, Kurounin^?, "Worldly man")
  • Bouin (暴飲, Bouin^?, "Heavy drinking")
  • Surounin (素浪人, Surounin^?, "Lowly, masterless samurai")
  • Protein (プロテイン, Purotein^?)
  • Heroin (ヒロイン, Hiroin^?)
  • Hirouen (披露宴, Hirouen^?, "Wedding reception")
  • Goronyan (ゴロにゃん, Goronyan^?, "Meow")
  • Coin laundry (コインランドリー, Koin randorii^?)
  • Kouen (公園, Kouen^?, "Park")
  • Kouden (香典, Kouden^?, "Funeral gift")
• Zuruina (ズルいな, Zuruina^?, "No fair")
  • Wiener (ウィンナー, Winnaa^?)
  • Frankensteiner (フランケンシュタイナー, Furankenshutainaa^?)
• Time (タイム, Taimu^?)
  • Mayim Mayim (マイムマイム, Maimu maimu^?)
• Cafe Latte (カフェラテ, Kafe rate^?)
  • Udetate (腕立て, Udetate^?, "Push-ups")
  • Hakodate (函館, Hakodate^?)
  • Matsutake (松茸, Matsutake^?)
• Lesser Panda (レッサーパンダ, Ressaa Panda^?)
  • Essa Hoisa (エッサホイサ, Essa Hoisa^?, "Heave-ho")
  • Tannhäuser (タンホイザー, Tanhoizaa^?)
• Zougame (ゾウガメ, Zougame^?, "Tortoise")
  • Solingen (ゾーリンゲン, Zooringen^?)
• Dajare (ダジャレ, Dajare^?, "Puns")
  • Ukulele (ウクレレ, Ukurere^?)
• Shirokuma Cafe (しろくまカフェ, Shirokuma kafe^?, Polar Bear's Cafe)
  • Ironna Parfait (いろんなパフェ, Ironna pafe^?, "All kinds of parfaits")
  • Ikinari Take (いきなりたけ, Ikinari take^?, "Suddenly bamboo")
  • Okinari Sake (置き去りサケ, Okizari sake^?, "Salmon left behind")
  • Kurokuma Cafe (くろくまカフェ, Kurokuma kafe^?, Black Bear's Cafe)

Episode 48

• Douyou (動揺, Douyou^?, "Undisturbed")
  • Goyou (御用, Goyou^?, "Arrest")
  • Taiyou (太陽, Taiyou^?, "Sun")
  • Tan Yon (単四, Tan yon^?, "AAA Battery")
• Yaritai (やりたい, Yaritai^?, "Want to do")
  • Necktie (ネクタイ, Nekutai^?)
  • Heitai (兵隊, Heitai^?, "Soldier")
  • Mentai (明太, Mentai^?, "Walleye pollack")

Episode 49

• Shirokuma (シロクマ, Shirokuma^?, "Polar Bear")
  • Hiroshima (広島, Hiroshima^?)