Puns

Polar Bear has a habit of making Puns (ダジャレ, Dajare^?), much to his amusement.

List of Puns

Episode 1

• Okawari (おかわり, Okawari^?, "Seconds")
  • Himawari (ひまわり, Himawari^?, "Sunflowers")
  • Higawari (日替わり, Himawari^?, "Daily Special")
  • Makiwari巻き割り (Makiwari, "Log-splitting"^?)
  • Suika wari (スイカ割り, Suika wari^?, "Watermelon-splitting")
• Cafe Mocha (カフェモカ, Kafe Moka^?)
  • Kagemusha (影武者, Kagemusha^?, "Doppelganger")
• Omori (大盛り, Oomori^?, "Large serving")
  • Yamori (ヤモリ, Yamori^?, "Gecko")
  • Komori (子守, Komori^?, "Babysitting")
  • Harmori (ハモり, Hamori^?, "Harmonizing")

Episode 2

• Chodai (ちょうだい, Choudai^?, "Give me")
  • Chabudai (ちゃぶ台, Chabudai^?, "Low dining table")
  • Shukudai (宿題, Shukudai^?, "Homework")
  • Kyodai (兄弟, Kyoudai^?, "Brothers")
• Dance (ダンス, Dansu^?)
  • Hula Dance (フラダンス, Fura Dansu^?)
  • Belly Dance (ベリーダンス, Berii Dansu^?)
  • Hara Dance (腹ダンス Hara Dansu, "Stomach Dance"^?)

Episode 4

• Smapho (スマフォ, Sumafo^?, short for "Smartphone")
  • Sumaki (簀巻き, Sumaki^?, "Wrapping someone in a bamboo mat")
  • Chimaki粽 (Chimaki, "Rice dumplings wrapped in bamboo leaves"^?)
  • Hachimaki (鉢巻き, Hachimaki^?, "Headband")
  • Hamaki (葉巻, Hamaki^?, "Cigar")
  • Hamachi (ハマチ, Hamachi^?, "Yellowtail")
  • Kimchi (キムチ, Kimuchi^?)
• Juretsu chusha (縦列駐車, Juuretsu chuusha^?, "Parallel parking")
  • Juretsu chusha (十列駐車, Juuretsu chuusha^?, "Ten cars in a row")
  • Juretsu chusha (十列注射, Juuretsu chuusha^?, "Ten injections in a row")
  • {{Nihongo|Juretsu Katyushas|十列カチューシャ|Juuretsu Kachuusha, "Ten hairbands in a row")
  • Juretsu Chu (十列チュー, Juretsu chuu^?, "Ten kisses in a row")
  • Warashibe Choja (わらしべ長者, Warashibe chouja^?, "Straw Millionaire")

• Oyatsu (おやつ, Oyatsu^?, "Snacks")
  • Kotatsu (こたつ, Kotatsu^?, "Heated table")
  • Kyatatsu (脚立, Kyatatsu^?, "Step ladder")
  • Cabbage (キャベツ, Kyabetsu^?)
• Bagel (ベーグル, Beeguru^?)
  • Eagle (イーグル, Iiguru^?)
  • Saber (サーベル, Saaberu^?)
  • Yodel (ヨーデル, Yooderu^?)
• Punk (パンク, Panku^?)
  • Dunk (ダンク, Danku^?)
  • Ink (インク, Inku^?)
  • Pink (ピンク, Pinku^?)
  • Skunk (スカンク, Sukanku^?)

Episode 5

• Date (デート, Deeto^?)
  • Tent (テント, Tentto^?)
  • Bento (弁当, Bentou^?, "Boxed lunch")
  • Dento (電灯, Dentou^?, "Electric light")
  • Kendo (剣道, Kendou^?)
• Itomeru (いとめる, Itomeru^?, "Making them yours")
  • Shitomeru (仕留める, Shitomeru^?, "Finishing them")

Episode 6

• Diet (ダイエット, Daietto^?)
  • Internet (インターネット, Intaanetto^?)
  • Inuit (イヌイット, Inuitto^?)
  • Quartet (カルテット, Karutetto^?)
• Swallow whole (丸飲み Marunomi)
  • Yashi no Mi (ヤシの実, Yashi no mi^?, "Coconut")
• Barbecue (バーベキュー, Baabekyuu^?)
  • Morokyu (もろきゅう, Morokyuu^?, "Miso cucumbers")
• Ikezukuri (生け作り, Ikerzukuri^?, "Preparation of sashimi")
  • Wakazukuri (若作り, Wakazukuri^?, "Trying to look younger")

Episode 7

• Moteki (モテキ, Moteki^?, "Popularity period")
  • Kiteki (汽笛, Kiteki^?, "Steam whistle")
  • Shateki (射的, Shateki^?, "Target practice")
  • Kiseki (奇跡, Kiseki^?, "Miracle")
• Omedetou (おめでとう, Omedetou^?, "Congratulations")
  • Konpeitou (金平糖, Konpeitou^?, "Small candy")
  • Eiffel Tou (エッフェル塔, Efferu tou^?, "Eiffel Tower")
  • Aikido (合気道, Aikidou^?)

Episode 8

• Ikisatsu (経緯, Ikisatsu^?, "How it started")
  • Rikusaku (力作, Rikusaku^?, "Artistic masterpiece")
  • Insatsu (印刷, Insatsu^?, "Printing")
  • Keisatsu (警察, Keisatsu^?, "Police")
  • Kaisatsu (改札, Kaisatsu^?, "Ticket punching")
  • Aisatsu (あいさつ, Aisatsu^?, "Greeting")

Episode 9

• Confession (告白 Kokuhaku)
  • Heinous (極悪 Gokuaku)

Episode 10

• Broken heart (失恋 Shitsuren)
  • Portable charcoal stove (七厘 Shichirin)
  • Unicycle (一輪車 Ichirinsha)
  • Tricycle (三輪車 Sanrinsha)

Episode 11

• Sauna (サウナ, Sauna^?)
  • Sakana (魚, Sakana^?, "Fish")
  • Antenna (アンテナ, Antena^?)
  • Tejina (手品, Tejina^?, "Sleight of hand")

Episode 12

• Passing time (暇つぶし Himatsubushi)
  • Eel fillets (ひつまぶし Hitsumabushi)
  • Dried bonito (鰹節 Katsuo bushi)
  • Tanko Bushi (炭坑節 Tanko bushi)

Episode 13

• Tanabata (七夕 Tanabata)
  • Windfall (棚ぼた Tanabota)
  • Idle gossip (井戸端 Idobata)
  • Flower field (花畑 Hanabatake)

Episode 16

• Master (マスター, Masutaa^?)
  • Sister (シスター, Sisutaa^?)
  • Easter (イースター, Iisutaa^?)
  • Poster (ポスター, Posutaa^?)
  • Duster (ダスター, Dasutaa^?)
• Cooler (クーラー, Kuuraa^?)
  • Curler (カーラー, Kaaraa^?)
  • Sailor (セーラー, Seeraa^?, "Sailor-style uniform")
  • Dealer (ディーラー, Diiraa^?)
  • Trailer (トレイラー, Toreiraa^?)
  • Hustler (ハスラー, Hasuraa^?)
  • Wrestler (レスラー, Resuraa^?)
  • Broiler (ブロイラー, Buroiraa^?)

Episode 17

• Camp (キャンプ, Kyanpu^?)
  • Champ (チャンプ, Chanpu^?)
  • Slump (スランプ, Suranpu^?)
  • Bagpipe (バグパイプ, Bagupaipu^?)
  • Goya Champloo (ゴーヤチャンプル, Gooya Chanpuru^?)
• Maki (薪, Maki^?, "Firewood")
  • Masu (マス, Masu^?, "Trout")

Episode 18

• Standard (定番 Teiban)
  • Blackboard (黒板 Kokuban)
  • Bread (食パン Shokupan)
  • Swim shorts (海パン Kaipan)
  • Stairs (階段 Kaidan)
  • Ghost stories (怪談 Kaidan)

Episode 19

• Baisen (バイセン Baisen)
  • Seafood (海鮮 Kaisen)
  • Match (対戦 Taisen)
  • Ga-cen (ゲーセン, Geesen^?, short for "Game Center")

Episode 20

• Fast reply (速答 Sokutou)
  • Wooden sword (木刀 Bokutou)
  • Fighting (格闘 Kakutou)
  • Cafeteria (食堂 Shokudou)
  • Hot water supply (給湯 Kyuutou)
  • Relaxation (休養 Kyuuyou)

Episode 43

• Polar Bear (シロクマ Shirokuma)
  • White sesame (白胡麻 Shirogoma)
  • Stripes (縞々 Shima shima)
  • Someone's wife (人妻 Hitozuma)
• Annoying (鬱陶しい Uttoushii)
  • Appetizer (お投資 Otoushi)
  • Bamboo rocker (獅子威し Shishiodoshi)
• Waking up (寝起き Neoki)
  • Executioner (仕置き人 Shiokinin)
  • The Vicissitudes of life (七転び八起き Nanakorobi yaoki)
• I'm back (ただいま Tadaima)
  • Taro potatoes (タロイモ Taro imo)
  • Kuro Caiman (クロカイマン, Kuro Kaiman^?, "Black Caiman")
    • Polar Bear suggested "Climber" (クライマー, Kuraimaa^?)
  • Complainer (クレイマー, Kureimaa^?)
  • Color timer (カラータイマー, Karaa taimaa^?)
• Break (休憩 Kyuukei)
  • Acrobatics (曲芸 Kyokugei)
  • Keukenhof Park (キュケンホフ公園 Kyukenhofu Kouen)
  • Life sentence (無期求刑 Mukikyuukei)
• Think (考える Kangaeru)
  • Kangaroo (カンガルー Kangaruu)
  • Cardboard box (ダンボール Danbooru)
  • Man hole (マンホール Man hooru)
  • Gateball (ゲートボール Geeto booru)
• Give up (こうさん Kousan)
  • Monk (坊さん Bou-san)
  • Mass production (量産 Ryousan)
  • Dad (父さん Tou-san)
  • Elephant (ぞうさん Zou-san)
  • 3+3+7 time signature (三三七表紙 San san nana byoushi)
• Forced (強引 Gouin)
  • Hospital (病院 Byouin)
  • Drive-in (ドライブイン Doraibu in)
  • Throw-in (スローイン Suroo in)
  • Flooring (フローリング Furooringu)
  • Worldly man (苦労人 Kurounin)
  • Heavy drinking (暴飲 Bouin)
  • Lowly, masterless samurai (素浪人 Surounin)
  • Protein (プロテイン Purotein)
  • Heroin (ヒロイン Hiroin)
  • Wedding reception (披露宴 Hirouen)
  • Meow (ゴロにゃん)
  • Coin laundry (コインランドリー, Koin randorii^?)
  • Park (公園 Kouen)
  • Funeral gift (香典 Kouden)
• No fair (ズルいな Zuruina)
  • Wiener (ウィンナー, Winnaa^?)
  • Frankensteiner (フランケンシュタイナー, Furankenshutainaa^?)
• Time (タイム, Taimu^?)
  • Mayim Mayim (マイムマイム, Maimu maimu^?)
• Cafe Latte (カフェラテ, Kafe rate^?)
  • Push-ups (腕立て Udetate)
  • Hakodate (函館, Hakodate^?)
  • Shiitake (椎茸 Shiitake)
• Lesser Panda (レッサーパンダ Ressaa Panda)
  • Heave-ho (エッサホイサ Essa Hoisa)
• Tortoise (ゾウガメ Zougame)
  • Solingen (ゾーリンゲン Zooringen)
• Puns (ダジャレ Dajare)
  • Ukulele (ウクレレ Ukurere)
• Shirokuma Cafe (しろくまカフェ, Shirokuma kafe^?, Polar Bear's Cafe)
  • Ironna Parfait (いろんなパフェ, Ironna pafe^?, "All kinds of parfaits")
  • Ikinari Take (いきなりたけ, Ikinari take^?, "Suddenly bamboo")
  • Okinari Sake (置き去りサケ, Okizari sake^?, "Salmon left behind")
  • Kurokuma Cafe (くろくまカフェ, Kurokuma kafe^?, Black Bear's Cafe)

Episode 48

• Douyou (動揺, Douyou^?, "Undisturbed")
  • Goyou (御用, Goyou^?, "Arrest")
  • Taiyou (太陽, Taiyou^?, "Sun")
  • Tan Yon (単四, Tan yon^?, "AAA Battery")
• Yaritai (やりたい, Yaritai^?, "Want to do")
  • Necktie (ネクタイ, Nekutai^?)
  • Heitai (兵隊, Heitai^?, "Soldier")
  • Mentai (明太, Mentai^?, "Walleye pollack")

Episode 49

• Shirokuma (シロクマ, Shirokuma^?, "Polar Bear")
  • Hiroshima (広島, Hiroshima^?)